I’m drunk and this is pretty weird
i think the stormtroopers got lost…..
Saw this beautiful sunset on the way home today
The Every Occasion Card
Have a shitty motherfucking baby
Thanks for the shitty ass gift
Have a sexy ass new job
IT TOOK ME TWO TIMES TO UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS GOING ON, HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY SIDES.
puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
Remix is learning how to sleep from mr. Kitty
This is why I love my cat. He sleeps like this
If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto.
I vow to protect you from devastation.
To unite our privates and feel sensation.
To pronounce you as my one true love,
and see the glitter of your eyes in the stars above.
Team Rocket, married, committed for life!
Pronounce us now, as husband and wife!
This is the best thing I’ve seen on Tumblr today.
- Q: “No search results for snake eyes”
- A: I’m positive we’ve answered questions about them before, but it may have been before we were tagging posts. Since it’s not coming up in your search I’ll give you a little info about horizontal tongue piercings, sometimes called “snake eyes”.
It’s 3am, and they are actually sleeping. This is a rare moment.
nahhhh… i’m goooooood
The duck of death
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